you don't know me

Current mood:uncomfortable

Is it wrong that I'm checking out the dads in the newborn nurseries? Is that so bad, really? Hell. The way I see it, certain men seem to dig leaving their women right after having a baby, so like, they could double their pleasure by leaving their baby's mama, then get with me, then leave me too. The offer is on the table, boys.
On another note, tonight the nurses had Thor dressed like Chairman Mao. Either that or they enrolled him in Le Cordon Bleu, because that hat was off the chain.