La la la, back to work this week...
Hey fuckers, are you ready for this shit?
If you are at a one-way stop and are about to pull out onto a main road, DON'T FUCKING PULL OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND MAKE ME SLOW DOWN AND THEN STOP BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO TURN LEFT. Did you know it's actually illegal to pull out in front of someone and make them have to slow down? You stupid fucking asshole.
Also, YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME TO A FULL STOP TO TURN RIGHT INTO A DRIVEWAY OR ON A YIELD you goddam ass knight. So fuck your uncle, uncle fucker.
Oh and hey, FIGURE OUT WHERE THE FUCK YOUR STUPID BITCH ASS IS GOING BEFORE YOU LEAVE, NOT WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING AROUND IN FRONT OF ME WITH YOUR THUMBS UP YOUR FAT STUPID ASSHOLE. Shit breath.
One more helpful hint... IF YOU'RE TOO FUCKING CHEAP TO RUN THE A/C IN YOUR CAR, FIGURE OUT HOW DAMN BIG YOUR DOG IS BEFORE ROLLING YOUR WINDOW ALL THE WAY DOWN THINKING HE IS TOO SMART TO JUMP OUT ONTO 285. HE WILL JUMP OUT AND I WILL CRY. Then go to hell you shitty motherfucking bitch whore.
OK, time to feed the little one! Smooches!